2010 Pronunciation Support, and Editing

Just thought I would let you know that my campaign to get people to pronounce this year “twenty-ten” instead of “two thousand ten” has gained steam.  There’s a t-shirt you can buy that may or may not help further this worthy cause.  It can be found over at BustedTees.

I’ve gotten to the point in editing my novel where I find there are certain things I know should be cut, but I feel a pang of fear that I will be cutting something that I will inevitably want to use in a later draft.  My remedy to this conundrum?  Paste every major thing I cut into a document called “Stuff Cut From AlieNation.doc”.  Now tell me that ain’t a great idea raht thar.

Malahat Novella Competition and Narrative Puzzler

The Malahat Review has a novella competition open right now, and it’s submission period ends February 1st, so get your 10,000 to 20,000 word stories into the mailbox (no email for this one, suck) soon.  The only problem I have with this competition is the submission cost.  Most competitions have submission costs, though they don’t typically exceed $20.00 per story.  The submission cost for this competition is $40.00 (if submitting from the US, since Malahat is in Canada).  That’s a lot of money.  In writer money, that’s the equivalent of $176.50.  In college money, it’s $212.07.  Don’t ask about the conversion rate–it’s accurate.  I’d understand this hefty submission fee if the prize for winning the competition was comparable.  A lot of competitions I submit to have a $20.00 submission fee, but a $1000.00 to $3000.00 top prize.  The top prize for this competition is $500.00.  Then again, they also pay $40.00 per printed page for the winning story, and since it’s a novella, that’s a lot of pages, so that may make up for it.  Had I the requisite $40.00, I’d submit, but I think I’ll save my money for groceries and beer.

Unrelatedly (not a word, but go with it) Narrative has a new Puzzler challenge out, and it is actually one where you are charged with writing something, as opposed to answering trivia.  The challenge for this week is to write an entire story in six words.  Sounds awesome.  And challenging.  The shortest story I’ve ever written is around 300 words, so I’ll have to trim it down a smidge.  Or write something from scratch, which is most likely what I’ll do.

Entries are due next Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 (pronounced “twenty-ten”, as you know).

Finally, I’m very much enjoying chatting with people on Goodreads, and am looking forward to future discussions about short stories, novels, and writing in general.

How to Deal with (Tiny) Literary Rejections, and 2010 Pronunciation

Well, in honor of the new year, I thought I’d post something slightly humorous, though slightly disheartening.  I figure it would be a good combination of melancholy and happiness, to mimic the passing of the old year and the beginning of the new one.  So check out this beast of a rejection letter, from a literary journal which shall remain covered by a quarter for scale.

So that’s pretty tiny.  One of the smallest rejections (as far as physical size goes) I’ve ever gotten, no doubt about it.  I refuse to be disheartened, however, and figure that it is this journal’s way of being “green” with their rejections.  I mean, they could probably fit a dozen or more of these little guys on a single sheet of paper.  Woohoo for saving trees.

In more important news (for me, not for anyone else) I am unbelievably happy that it is now 2010, because we can finally get away from saying the words “two thousand” when pronouncing the year.  “Twenty ten” is how it shall be pronounced, and anyone caught saying “two thousand ten” will be immediately slapped in the mouth.  Not by me though, ’cause that’s illegal.

I hope everyone has a great new year and a great new decade.  By the end of this decade, I’ll be 36 years old and ready for the nursing home, so I’ve got to make this one count while I can.