All Work and No Play Makes John a Blogger

The days are currently spent writing feverishly, editing feverishly, deleting feverishly, and hoping that I don’t come down with some legitimate illness with feverish symptoms to prevent me from completing all this work bysome sort of respectable deadline.  I’ve still got some sucky work left on Alien Nation before it’s ready to go, but I’ve been finding the time to do it, and it’s getting done.

I must thank my wife who is not only helping me find the time to write, but who is also berating me when I am not writing (hopefully she will not catch me blogging here when I am supposed to be writing).  I think her goal is to get me to finish this so that it call sell and she can take her self-appointed manager’s cut of the proceeds, which I have ben informed are a scant 75% of all earnings.  How she finagled me to sign that dotted line is beyond me.  Then again, one sad face from her and I’d sign away a limb.

I just finished reading The Hoursby Michael Cunningham, and am hoping that the discussion on Goodreads enlightens me to some of the deeper workings of the novel.  It was beautifully written, a true homage to Mrs. Dalloway and Virginia Woolf’s work in general, but it was also complex, and I think a discussion between readers will unwind some of that complexity for me.

My gut tells me this is a great novel, mostly because I’m still thinking about it.  Not like when I finished reading Terry Goodkind’s Sword of Truth series and realized I couldn’t remember entire novels of content (What the hell happened in Blood of the Fold or Temple of the Winds?  Bags if I know).  So kudos to Cunningham for writing a book that lodges itself in the mind of the reader and forces them to examine it deeper for a truly satisfying experience.  That’s really what all us writers should be trying to do.

Kobe Penetrates the Lane…

Seriously, who doesn’t love Fridays?  I certainly do.  I liken them to the end of a long race, when you can see the balloon-covered archway and the time clock and all the people cheering you on to finish strong, because they’re all watching, and you don’t want to wimp out at the end.  Or something like that.

I started reading The Hours by Michael Cunningham, mostly because I’m a Virginia Woolf fan, loved Mrs. Dalloway both times I read it, and I figured I might as well go right from one Pulitzer-winner (The Road) to another.  So far it’s very well-written, if a little self-indulgent, and I’m enjoying it.  It always interests me when a male writer takes on the challenge of writing from a female perspective, which is something I find very difficult to do.  For Cunningham to take on three female perspectives in the same book–one of them Virginia Woolf herself, no less–is an undertaking that I cannot help but applaud.  For me, the female mind is still 100% impenetrable, and so far I still enjoy it that way.  Keeps things interesting.

Side note ’cause it’s Friday: I used the word “impenetrable” in the line above.  My mother-in-law hates any word or phrase that uses a form of the word “penetrate,” which I find extremely funny.  It’s also sad, because it prevents her from watching football (too much defensive penetration to the quarterback) or basketball (Kobe penetrated the lane all night last night).

Finally, congrats to Kobe and the Lakers on winning the NBA Finals last night.  If I were forced to choose, I’d say Kobe is my second favorite basketball player of all time, and I’m glad to see him win it again.  Well deserved.

Of course, my favorite basketball player of all time is the one and only Tom Gugliotta.  I don’t think anyone can debate that one right there.

Review of The Road

So far I haven’t heard anything else from the other two literary journals about submitting an updated version of my short story “Memorial,” but these things take time, especially in the summer, when most universities and their lit journals are off doing crazy summer vacation things.  Like teaching summer classes and preparing for fall classes and taking classes to learn how to teach classes better.

In the meantime, I’d like to mention that I just finished reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy, and I still can’t get over how good this book is.  The writing is on a level that I didn’t know existed.  McCarthy breaks every rule of writing and does it so well that to read by-the-book writing afterward feels dull and uninspired.  Finding a book that reads quickly but contains great depth is really difficult, but McCarthy does it with ease here.  Or at least it reads like it was easy for him.  I’m actually hoping it was wicked difficult and took him endless months to get the narrative to read as well as it does, otherwise I’m going to lose a little hope in myself.  I read a book by Hemmingway about writing where he talked about trying to beat other writers of his day in order to become the best writer in America.  I really don’t think you beat The Road.  “Beatable” is not an adjective I’d use around this book.

I’m currently working on finishing up two short stories, and then getting back into revising and polishing my novel Alien Nation.  I head off to a writers retreat in Pennsylvania at the end of the month, and I’d like to have a few things to show the editors there.  Pretty sure they won’t thing Alien Nation is the next The Road, but here’s hoping.

Resubmissions and Parentheticals

I think I won’t write about not watching TV anymore.  It is boring stuff, and I can only say so many times, “Hey, I’m still not watching TV.”  It’s starting to sound like bragging, which means that’s the end of it.  I’m not watching TV, and I’m not writing about not watching TV.  The first rule of not watching TV is you don’t talk about not watching TV.  Ditto on the second rule.

I think I’ve completed my best short story yet.  It’s called “Memorial.”  I’ve had free time to work on it in the evenings, and I finally got a printer up and running in our house, so I printed it off, edited it through a couple times, made two moderately major changes (set it in the present instead of the future, and removed clipped coloquial verbiage, both upon recommendations of trusted readers) and now I think it’s quite publishable.  The problem?  I’ve already submitted it to 17 places in its “set-in-the-future-with-clipped-coloquial-verbiage” form.  So that sucks, because those 17 place were some of my top-tier places that I submit to, and since 13 of them have already rejected it, I can’t submit it to them again.  So now it’s off to other markets, hopefully ones that pay more than just contributors copies.

I know many authors think that if a story (or poem or essay or poemessay(?)) is rejected, they can significantly revise that story and resubmit it as a new piece of material to the very place that has already rejected them.  I don’t believe in that approach.  I say if you get rejected, you keep a stiff upper lip and move on to the next venue, whether you revise the story or not.  Were I an editor of a literary journal (or publishing house) I wouldn’t want to see the same story three times in three different draft forms.  That’d be a waste of time.  I’d say if an editor asks for a revision specifically, then go for it, but otherwise, don’t resubmit it even after significant editing.

(Also, I love parentheticals (and double-parentheticals) because they are so easy to drop in wherever you’d like.)

The Lemur and Lazy Description

A couple weeks back I finished reading a book called The Lemur by Benjamin Black, and one thing stood out in this short novel (novella, actually) that basically made me hate it.  Well, two things.

1) This book is a mystery novel, and as such, bases a large portion of its narrative force behind the “whodunnit” aspect of the plot.  Who killed the Lemur?  That’s what we’re reading for.  Now, of course, most good writers would make the story about more than just whodunnit, and Black tries to do that with his main character John Glass, an Irish American living in New York City, preparing to write the biography of his father-in-law, a New York bigwig in the cable industry.  Black goes to great lengths to make John Glass seem intelligent and sympathetic, despite the fact that he openly cheats on his wife, smokes, drinks, is afraid of heights, and stereotypes the very city in which he lives (more on that in point 2).  Throughout the novella, however, Glass does not change in any way that I can ascertain.  He is still the same person at the end that he was at the beginning, the only difference being that he’s figured out who the killer is.  Shocker.

Genre novels of this nature (mystery genre, here) that base their driving narrative force on something other than characters (whodunnit, who will get the girl, who will kill the dragon, who will die in the end) never leave a lasting impression on me.  They end and they are over and you never need to think of them again because you already know the main crux of the story (who did it, who got the girl, who died).  They are not character-centric, and thus remain shallow to the reader in the long term.  You might get a lot of temporal enjoyment out of a mystery novel like The Lemur, but there’s no reason to think of this story ever again after you’ve read it.  It has no lasting resonance, because the characters do not change in a way that reflects anything in a greater human sense.  Those things that speak to humanity itself are the ones that leave resonance.

2) Benjamin Black made a very conscious decision in writing this novella, and that was in his choice of setting.  It is set in New York City.  Surprise.  He uses this setting in a way that I think speaks to bad writing in general, and that is by relying on past narratives to set the scene for his characters.  I realized he was doing this when I came across the following passage in the book:

Playful gusts of wind swooped along the street.  A DHL delivery man, talking rapidly to himself, wheeled a loaded pallet into an open doorway.  A dreadlocked derelict in a St. Louis Cardinals sweatshirt was arguing with a fat policeman.  Beside a storm drain three ragged sparrows were fighting over a lump of bagel as big as themselves.  Glass smiled to himself.  New York.

Nearly closed the book right there.  I reality, when I read this passage, I see not only John Glass smiling to himself, I see author Benjamin Black smiling to himself in front of his typewriter/computer.  This is basically a smell-your-own-fart-because-you-love-the-scent-of-everything-you-do description, and it comes off as false and lazy.  Black is relying on the fact that everyone should know what stereotypical New York City looks and feels like, and what he is doing in this passage is trying to bring about some sort of nostalgic reminiscence in the reader for this setting that they’ve seen so may times in books and on TV.  He’s saying, “You know what New York City is like.  Fill in the blanks.”

Maybe this rubs me the wrong way because I’m a lifelong Midwesterner, but that can’t be all of it.  There’s bad writing here, and while Black’s vocabulary is somewhat daunting, his command of craft is lacking.  He’s fallen into a trap of using a much-overused setting with the hope that readers will automatically drop into that setting, because we are all so familiar with it.  I’ve never been to New York City, but I’ve seen enough TV and read enough books to know that you want to live in Manhatten, not Harlem, that the hemp-wearing, make-you-own-clothes-out-of-recycled-fabrics, paint-portraits-in-well-lit-studios, drink-beer-only-if-it’s-not-domestic people hang out in Greenwich Village.  I know about Central Park: by day you jog and maybe play chess; by night you stay home in order to be alive the next day.

One thing I hate almost as much as preaching in fiction is laziness, and it shows itself all over the place in The Lemur.  There are far too many stories set in New York City (and London), and The Lemur is a great example of why a writer should avoid overused settings (or plots, or characters, or themes).  After a while, they ring false.  The description lags, the writer knows they are in New York City and knows that everyone already has a preconceived notion of New York City, and, in truth, is banking on that preconceived notion.  Benjamin Black didn’t want to show a different side of New York City that is rarely seen in media, he wanted to write a book set in the New York City all of us see on Friends every friggin’ day of the week.  And he did that.

And it came off very unsatisfactory.

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Fight Club

I finished reading Fight Club not long ago, and thought I’d share a few brief words about it here.  I liked the style of the writing for the fact that I could read it very fast.  I flew through this book.  I didn’t like the writing style because I felt it lacked a certain depth.  The prose was strong (fierce, some would say) and the descriptions were overly vivid.  What really made me happy about this book was the little afterward chapter at the end, where Chuck talks about how he first wrote Fight Club as a short story while wallowing through a boring day at work.  He doe say something in this little afterward, however, that I don’t agree with.

“The whole idea of a fight club wasn’t important.  It was arbitrary.  But the eight rules had to apply to something, so why not a club where you could ask someone to fight?  The way you’d ask for a dance at a disco.  The fighting wasn’t the important part of the story.  What I needed were the rules….It could’ve been ‘Barn-Raising Club’ or ‘Golf Club’ and it would’ve probably sold a lot more books.” (emphasis is Palahniuk’s)

I think that’s a bunch of bull.  I know I wouldn’t have felt the deeper, animal attachment that I did to a fight club scenario if that scenario were changed to a barn-raising scenario.  Yes, the rules of fight club were important for Palahniuk in structuring the novel, but I think he would’ve lost a lot of emphasis within the narrative had he used a subject for his club other than fighting.  Part of the whole reading of the story is discovering the emasculation of the modern man, of which the main character is the culmination: he lives in an apartment completely furnished by IKEA, and his life is so boring that he can’t distinguish one day from the next, and develops insomnia to the point that his personality splits into himself while he is awake, and his alter ego, Tyler Durden, when he is asleep.

Tyler, of course, is the opposite.  Completely masculine, a fighting, screwing machine.  He is everything that the main character is not, and is therefore a perfect foil.  Hard to think of a perfect foil for the modern, emasculated male as someone who invents barn-raising club.  Fighting is a great subject for this novel because there really is no need to fight hand to hand anymore.  If someone punches you, you call the cops.  If you punch someone, they call the cops and you go to jail for assault.  But in Fight Club, two people agree to a fight, and they slug it out, and they get beat up, and they feel much better for it.  Every guy wonders how he’d do in a fist fight.  I’ve never been in one (that I recall) but I could see how this would be very revealing of your own character.  Would you give up easily?  Could you take a beating?  Could you dish out a beating?  Would you cry like a little girl?  We all like to think we could throw down if need be, but there never be a need, matey.  Not in the present day.  Building a society of underground fighting is the perfect way to convey this lost masculinity, and Palahniuk does it well.

The fighting’s the main ingredient for the subtext of the novel, I say.  The rules provide the bones, but the fighting provides all that bloody meat.  That’s what we’re left chewing on when we’re done reading Fight Club, not the bones, but the beat up, black and blue, hole-in-the-cheek, open wounds, missing teeth, wet-gum-sockets meat.

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Does No TV Equal No Connection?

I haven’t watched a TV show in 13 days, and the lack of advertising bombardments and white noise and the extra time afforded to me has been wonderful.  I’ve read two books (Fight Club and The Lemur), worked on a short story culled from a section of my novel-in-progress Alien Nation, and overall have felt that my time has been better spent.  If I could pinpoint the one thing that I miss the most about TV, it would be some sort of ethereal connection with the rest of the country.

I haven’t given myself the stipulation that I can’t watch a DVD once in a while, and while I have a couple seasons of The Office on the shelf, I don’t get the same sense of satisfaction watching them on DVD as I do when watching them on TBS or NBC.  When I watch a show on DVD, I feel like a loser, isolated in his house, watching a TV show on DVD (which is what I am at that moment in time; at other times I am awesome).  When I watch The Office on TBS, however, I know I’m watching the same thing as a million other people, and it gives me the sense that I’m not alone in what I’m doing, even though I’m sitting on my couch in an otherwise empty living room.  There’s a feeling of something greater occurring, a collective decision being made by others across the country, hundreds of thousands of us, all tuning in to the same channel at the same time.  Even though we’re wasting our hours by watching TV and being as unproductive as possible, at least we’re doing it together, and that, in some strange way, feels good.  And that’s what I miss most about TV.

That, in turn, got me to thinking that maybe some sort of collective feeling of connectedness could be achieved through writing, or, more accurately, reading.  If hundreds of thousands of people across the country read the same thing at the same time, would they feel a sense of connectedness with the other hundreds of thousands?  Right now, Twitter folk are reading Neil Gaiman’s fascinating novel American Gods.  I’ve read it before, and have other reading plans at this time, so I won’t be participating.  But I’d be interested to hear from people who are participating, to see if they feel a connection with a greater populace of people, even if they never come into contact with those people.

In college, I read plenty of novels at the same time as my other classmates, though I didn’t feel a connection with those classmates until we actually discussed the novel together in class.  My hypothesis, therefore, is that this whole One Book One Twitter thing will not successfully achieve a feeling of unity among its participants unless they utilize Twitter (or some other form of communication, like talking face to face) to discuss their thoughts and experiences of the novel.  There’s plenty to talk about in American Gods, and I hope that those reading it continue to discuss it after they’ve finished reading it.  How many times do we read a book, close the back cover at the end, and never think of it again.  The books I value the most in my collection are the ones that I’ve discussed in depth with other people.  Those discussions have given me a much greater sense of appreciation for the texts themselves, as well as the authors who wrote them.

Turning off the TV has proven quite beneficial to me, but I know that if I don’t make up for that lost connection with other people, I’ll feel the pull of the TV trying to suck me back into hours of wasted semi-entertainment, not so that I can see Jim and Dwight on The Office, but so that I can feel a connection with a hundred thousand other people who laugh every time Jim pops Dwight’s fitness orb with a scissors.  Every fricken’ time.

Super Productive

I have not turned a TV on all week, and it is proving to be in my best interests of productivity to continue with this approach.  There are moments when I wish I could just turn on the TV and drop onto the couch and zone out for an hour.  There are far more moments, however, where I realize I’ve read half of Fight Club in two days, without really trying.  We’ve gotten our garden setup and planted and watered a few times (and maybe snowed on tonight; dumb), we’ve cleaned our house, we’ve done a ton of stuff, and I think we owe it all (mostly) to not watching TV all night.  This weekend, we officially unplug the TV and get it out of the family room.

Fight Club is pretty good.  The greatest book I’ve ever read?  No.  Better than the trash writing in Uncle Tom’s Cabin?  Hells yeah.  It feels so good to read modern writing and modern thoughts and modern characters after months and months of century-old and older Russian aristocrats.  Plus, this book makes me want to beat someone up.  Or maybe get beat up myself without putting up a fight.  Not sure that would be so fun, but I doubt I’ll have the chance to find out.

Great Poems, Tentacles, and Nixon Kindles

The writing’s going just fine.

Now that that’s out of the way, we can get to the good stuff.  April is National Poetry Month here in the US of A, which means we should think about poetry extra hard this month.  I’ve never been a big fan of poetry.  Some of it is great, while some of it is quite cryptic and confusing.  I think a lot of it is composed by people throwing handfuls of word magnets at their refrigerators and then transcribing the results.  Some poems, however, are truly beautiful.  I really enjoy listening to Li-Young Lee reading his poem “Station”.  And I can never get enough of this little gem by Robert Frost called “Forgive, O Lord…”:

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me

Is that appropriate for the season of Lent?  I don’t know.

Speaking of borderline-appropriate, check out the sweet cover for the Spring 2010 issue of American Short Fiction:

I would read this book just because of the cover.  Heck, that’s how I got sucked into the dreadful writing of Terry Goodkind as a teenager.  I mean, look at that tentacle-face-hair-monster-maybe-a-woman thing.  It’s wicked cool.  No doubt about it.  Also, American Short Fiction publishes great writing, so the cover is probably only the beginning of the awesomeness here.

And finally, the apotheossis of this exceptional blog post: A Richard Nixon-esque Kindle t-shirt.

Sorry for blowing your mind just there.  My bad.

The Novel Editing Process, and the NCAA Tournament. And Lolita.

I edited through a couple chapters of AlieNation on my lunch break yesterday, and found some good stuff and some bad stuff, which seems to be the way of things with this novel, and with writing in general.  I’ve been trying to think ahead, to plan the steps I need to take to get this novel from its current state to a finished, submittable format.  Right now, I’m going through, just trying to cut out the fluff in as large of sections as I can, and so far I’ve cut about 30 pages, which is great.  I’ve purposely been skipping some of the more minuscule revisions in this draft, and I’ve also been putting off doing some of the more reworking-minded things.

As I go through the manuscript, I take notes about the things that strike me as strange, or in need of rework, or in need of bolstering (thematically, usually).  After I get through this Cut-Out-The-Crap revision, I’m thinking I’ll do an Add-In-And-Bolster-The-Theme revision, followed by a Home-And-Refine-The-Language revision.  After that, I should be about done.  Then comes the daunting task of finding a new agent.

*ominous music swells in the background*

I just finished reading Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, and I’ll say that it was very well-written, especially for someone who’s native language is Russian, but who did, in fact, write the novel in English.  The story itself was quite unsettling, and while I hear there are a couple similarly unsettling Hollywood treatments of this text, I think I’ll avoid them.  What I’ve seen in my mind’s eyes does not need to be seen by my actual eyes.  Come on, Humbert.  Get your act together.

In the meantime, I’m enchanted by the NCAA basketball tournament, and by how quickly my prediction bracket has become a useless mess of scribbles and crossed-out colleges.